A corpse and an apparition. by TheWalrus0, literature
Literature
A corpse and an apparition.
I've got a severe issue, my friend,
If you've got some time to spend,
for it's a delicate matter to tend!
Well it started, you see,
With a lovely banshee,
Trailing and wailing behind me.
It wasn't my death she was warning,
Thank heavens!
Instead it was a lady in mourning.
She was weeping and crying,
Singing and sighing,
As the banshee foresaw she was dying.
By the time I reached the mistress,
She was in far too much distress,
I took some care not to depress,
As to what ailed her, I could only guess.
Her soul slipped gracefully away,
But left a pretty corpse to stay,
Though her skin was turning grey,
Smitten I was, I'm afrai
"Pray for it again,"
Said my demon friend,
As he bared his hand towards me to lend,
A help to meet my bitter end,
Into Hell far from Heaven,
where I had hoped to ascend.
"Don't worry my pet,
For your life's not done yet,
There's a thousand fires and more to set,
If you'll only not worry, my pet."
So I shut my mouth and closed my eyes,
And left my soul to the Devil's lies.
This demon stayed right by side,
While we caught up with Satan's stride.
He glanced at me with a passing huff,
And said, "I don't think she's got the stuff."
The demon waved his clawed little hands,
And said with a squeak, "She'll do fine with the fans."
Sa
Nonsense and preposterosity. by TheWalrus0, literature
Literature
Nonsense and preposterosity.
I took a look inside your dimension,
And it was strange to see only tension.
Inside your sad little world I claimed,
The life of three beasts whose fur is now stained.
From your awful planet I fled,
Holding the beasts above my head.
Outside your dimension I've chanced to crawl,
Forgetting the sound of death's screeching squall,
I carried the beasts into the hall,
The hall of living breathing Grigorgalls,
The giant people of the rocky halls.
Inside these tallest halls of stone,
I pulled the beasts up to his throne,
The meanest manliest king stood alone,
And glared down to me from the throne.
"WHO DARES STEP FOOT IN MY HALL OF M
You go up,
and I'll go down,
I'll meet you when we swing around.
Tomorrow at the dawn of night,
we'll me under the black of light,
and when we meet I'll trade with you,
another of my footless shoes.
You eat less,
and I'll eat more,
after that I'll let you see,
the skinniest part of you and me.
You take sloth,
and I'll take lust,
so no one's God will follow us.
When we wake,
into our beds,
then our master might have our heads.
Jealousy Makes a Monster of Me by TheWalrus0, literature
Literature
Jealousy Makes a Monster of Me
Jealousy makes,
an envious monster of me.
They say she's green,
kind of scaly,
but she's something more inviting.
It hurts more when she stares,
through eyes shining like the sea,
hair is thick and beautiful,
she makes a monster out of me.
Slender waist and curvy hips,
voluptuous and puckered lips,
skin as uniform in color,
as constant as my jealous trips.
Every move done gracefully,
every lock of hair falls gently,
every shimmer on her body,
Jealousy makes a monster out of me.
Trailing closely,
singing lightly,
vocals rising ever slightly,
fangs come out and move to bite me,
the lingering breath is always frightening,
s
A corpse and an apparition. by TheWalrus0, literature
Literature
A corpse and an apparition.
I've got a severe issue, my friend,
If you've got some time to spend,
for it's a delicate matter to tend!
Well it started, you see,
With a lovely banshee,
Trailing and wailing behind me.
It wasn't my death she was warning,
Thank heavens!
Instead it was a lady in mourning.
She was weeping and crying,
Singing and sighing,
As the banshee foresaw she was dying.
By the time I reached the mistress,
She was in far too much distress,
I took some care not to depress,
As to what ailed her, I could only guess.
Her soul slipped gracefully away,
But left a pretty corpse to stay,
Though her skin was turning grey,
Smitten I was, I'm afrai
"Pray for it again,"
Said my demon friend,
As he bared his hand towards me to lend,
A help to meet my bitter end,
Into Hell far from Heaven,
where I had hoped to ascend.
"Don't worry my pet,
For your life's not done yet,
There's a thousand fires and more to set,
If you'll only not worry, my pet."
So I shut my mouth and closed my eyes,
And left my soul to the Devil's lies.
This demon stayed right by side,
While we caught up with Satan's stride.
He glanced at me with a passing huff,
And said, "I don't think she's got the stuff."
The demon waved his clawed little hands,
And said with a squeak, "She'll do fine with the fans."
Sa
Nonsense and preposterosity. by TheWalrus0, literature
Literature
Nonsense and preposterosity.
I took a look inside your dimension,
And it was strange to see only tension.
Inside your sad little world I claimed,
The life of three beasts whose fur is now stained.
From your awful planet I fled,
Holding the beasts above my head.
Outside your dimension I've chanced to crawl,
Forgetting the sound of death's screeching squall,
I carried the beasts into the hall,
The hall of living breathing Grigorgalls,
The giant people of the rocky halls.
Inside these tallest halls of stone,
I pulled the beasts up to his throne,
The meanest manliest king stood alone,
And glared down to me from the throne.
"WHO DARES STEP FOOT IN MY HALL OF M
You go up,
and I'll go down,
I'll meet you when we swing around.
Tomorrow at the dawn of night,
we'll me under the black of light,
and when we meet I'll trade with you,
another of my footless shoes.
You eat less,
and I'll eat more,
after that I'll let you see,
the skinniest part of you and me.
You take sloth,
and I'll take lust,
so no one's God will follow us.
When we wake,
into our beds,
then our master might have our heads.
Jealousy Makes a Monster of Me by TheWalrus0, literature
Literature
Jealousy Makes a Monster of Me
Jealousy makes,
an envious monster of me.
They say she's green,
kind of scaly,
but she's something more inviting.
It hurts more when she stares,
through eyes shining like the sea,
hair is thick and beautiful,
she makes a monster out of me.
Slender waist and curvy hips,
voluptuous and puckered lips,
skin as uniform in color,
as constant as my jealous trips.
Every move done gracefully,
every lock of hair falls gently,
every shimmer on her body,
Jealousy makes a monster out of me.
Trailing closely,
singing lightly,
vocals rising ever slightly,
fangs come out and move to bite me,
the lingering breath is always frightening,
s
I used to be an addict, I'm still struggling. I'm nineteen and I live in Alaska, always have. I'm overweight, I'd rather not be. I'm trying to change. I enjoy all things about reading and writing, and talking about reading and writing. I don't think you have to love Shakespeare to be intelligent, and I'm tired of people putting so much value on it. I completed school of cosmetology, and I realized that I would rather not be responsible for people's hair. They usually don't take my advice, or they expect me to work miracles. I also don't like trying to keep the conversation going, particularly if they are especially dull. I don't know what I want to do with my life, but I imagine it will be something to do with the written word. I would like to teach maybe, and write in my spare time. The future is a mystery, and who knows where I'll end up?
Current Residence: Alaska Favourite genre of music: Metal Favourite style of art: A variety. Favourite cartoon character: Philip J Fry Personal Quote: "Fortunes favors the bold."
I've got an idea for a short story, and it's just rolling around in my head, the essence of what I want to portray is there, but I just can't for the life of me get the story to shape in my head.
Rrrrargh. >.<
Frustrating.
Fairy fairy,
oh contrary,
see how your stomach grows.
You've lived the fancy life,
but now you can't see your toes!
I don't know what that is all about. I'm tired today. My hair is growing out finally. Blond is sprouting! >.
my spirirt animal is a cow.
For fuck's sake. >.<
Let's make me even more compliant and boring, shall we? -sigh-
All the more reason to learn how to do something cool, like parkour or martial arts. I can start with losing this extra 90 lbs of fat that follows me around. 11 lbs down, 89 to go.